Can it be possible for a piece of porn to titillate the funny bone as well as produce a bone? This hot little video answers that question with a resounding "Yes!"
First on the screen is a great computer graphic of the "Spaceship Intercourse" accompanied by Randy Spears' disturbing, yet right-on Capt. "Quirk" voice-over announcing that he and the crew are going to "boldly make whoopee where no man has made whoopee before."
Twins of old TV friends, from Lt. Uwhora to Dr. Bones McJor, find themselves fighting an alien, shape-shifting semen-sucker (the enormously hot Tina Tyler). Things start off with a big bang when one of the crew is seduced by the alien (in the form of sexy slut Farrah) among the glowing red rocks of a mysterious planet. Farrah's beautiful bottom starts to glow as well when spanked and pumped by Christian Steel's cock.
By far the best scene is the surreal romp between Mr. Sperm (think "Spock," played with aplomb by Mike Horner) and his daydream girl T'Ping T'Pang T'Boom. After a luscious bit of finger-fucking and tongue-drilling into the pretty pink hole of Audra Bliss, he puts on the Star Fleet Regulation Condom and proceeds to fuck her brains out. When he blows his load into her mouth, lo and behold, it's green!
Technically, the attention to detail is evident; make-up, costumes, and set design are a joy to behold. There are a few moments of careless editing, but truly for the most part XXX Trek: The ManEater is a whole mess of fun.