An obscene phone caller keeps taunting Farrah, or trying to turn her on, more like.  Her stodgy husband (Steve Austin in a cameo) can't seem to help her exercise her creamy desires.  She turns to a friend (Danielle Rogers) for some wet comfort; unfortunately the ensuing hot tub scene is so difficult to hear it's not clear whether Farrah's been satisfied at all.  The action, of course, should speak for itself; in this case it seems to say a whole lotta nothin'.

Four scenes have to be waded through before getting to on with any heat.  Christian Steel dick-stabs Farrah's asshole in a semi-crowded bar (more specifically, in a cage in the middle of the room) to give this review its second A, and maybe the added half as well.

The plot points are contrived until the end, when the nasty phone caller breaks into his victim's house in order to rob it.  None of this makes much sense, but most would be forgiven if the sex was at all explosive.