|Released||Nov 01st, 1999|
|Cast||Bruno (I), J.J. Michaels, Shasta, Joel Lawrence, Kyle Stone (straight), Katie Gold, Erik Everhard, Priscilla Jane, Chris Cannon, Kristen, Other|
|Critical Rating||AAA 1/2|
In this confused, conflicted age of ours, it's nice when people and things are what they seem, and mean to be exactly what they are. This 13th installment in the Gutter Mouth saga almost qualifies as such. The theme of the series -- women talkin' dirty talk while doin' dirty deeds -- has consistently been its weakest element, aesthetically speaking (although it must be admitted that the ol' pottymouth angle is probably what gets so many copies off the shelf and out the door). The gutter-mouthing here has a canned, scripted quality, which is the only element that can make hearing a woman say things like "Fuck my dirty little asshole" or launch into a soliloquy concerning her heartfelt love of spoo-gobbling decidedly un-erotic.
So why the AAA 1/2 rating? Because the actual coital content here consists of non-stop greasy-bung mayhem from start to finish; the talent is oh-so-delectably trashy and eager; and the coverage of all the keister-crashing is so outstanding. Here are the stats: Four scenes, three d.p.s, one straight anal, seven facials and about a mile of pipe laid into the descending colons of four porndom's most doable bad girls, including the mouth-watering sex sprite Katie Gold, whose work here is especially admirable.