Sporting a new mustache which makes him look more lecherous than ever, Max turns over a few rocks looking for some local pussy. He finds it by the way of just-off-the-bus sightseer Candi Lynn, whose titular presence in a lingerie shop is about as creative as these scenarios are going to get. Before you can say "b.j. in the changing room," she's back at Chateau de Max on the receiving end of a rectal rooter job. Max breaks out his trusty speculum, cranks open her sphincter, and fills her up with hi-test spoo. Candi then siphons off the ambrosia d'cornhola with a rubber tube. Teena and Alexa Rae follow suit.