With the exception of all-natural redhead Alli's "Little Red Riding Hood" fantasy (co-starring Sean Michaels as a big [dicked] bad [ass] wolf), the other freshmen evince a serious lack of imagination that only proves the downward spiral of our educational system.

"Professor" Mike sets up all the sex with decent interviews; only during adorable Hawaiian Kristi's "d.p.'d by black men" scenario does he overstay his welcome by playing basketball with Michaels and Mr. Marcus for a protracted length of time.  A hot fuck does transpire when they finally get around to it.  Tiny Anne Howe's "naughty little bisexual schoolgirl" fantasy also works pretty well with Blair La Femme and Rod Fontana, but our favorite is the incendiary match-up between pale, dark-haired Lena and Alec Metro in a tree house.  Pre-nom it for Best Couples Scene.  Even though it's anal-inclusive.