In "Pampering Our Sitter," Coco Lovelock, down and out and desperate to find a job, finds herself on the steps of an affluent home where a married couple, Seth Gamble and Penny Barber, invite her inside to discuss employment. Conversation turns to family, and she realizes they literally want her to become part of their family. They want to dress, feed, pamper and take care of Lovelock—even though she is a full grown women, they treat her as though she is a child of varying ages—from having her breast feed from Barber to joining them in bed for a threesome. Everyone does everyone, and it ends with her saying she is happy with her new mommy and daddy in this big happy family.

The next segment, "Abandoned," is directed by and co-stars Gamble. Maddy May and Anna Claire Clouds, estranged stepsisters, ride emotions as the childless couple, Gamble and Clouds, grudgingly welcome May to their home. Clouds reveals that the reason she left is because her mom caught her fucking the dad. This emotional revelation hits them hard and, attracted to one another, get into some Sapphic action that eventually includes Gamble in a threesome. A surprise, unexpected shocker at the end tops it off when, in the midst of all this, daddy makes an appearance.