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Best Of The Screentest Girls

Best Of The Screentest Girls

Released May 31st, 1994
Running Time 60
Company Pacific Media Entertainment
Critical Rating Not Yet Rated
Genre Alternative

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Culled from nearly a decade of the Centerfold Screentest, Hollywood Centerfold and Starlet Screentest video series, this compilation will appeal not only to the voyeur but also your basic women's hairstyle aficionado. From the shag to french curl to the poufy Farrah Fawcett look, each "do" is represented in all its hirsute glory. And what's holding up the numerous piles of flaxen locks ain't so bad, either.

Some viewers will to cotton to the premise right off the bat. For those that do, sticking with Best Of to until the final credits is going to be a pleasure; for those who don't, a chore best left unfinished. What the video amounts to is a spate of bare (pun intended) scenarios that entice the aspiring "actress" to lower her bikini top, shed her bippy or otherwise divorce herself of undergarments — all in hope of scoring the proffered "role" by an off-camera producer. (Maybe he'll pay them in three-sided wooden nickels.)

The babes play strippers, naked convertible drivers being reprimanded by a state cops, worker bees trying to avoid the pink slip from a tyrannical boss, or simply hot tub virgins. Whatever the case, the closest any of these girls are going to get to an Oscar is a hot dog. And if you're watching for acting, or even reality for that matter, you've missed the point entirely. This is T&A in its most basic form; cheap and plentiful, like gasoline in the '50s. Turn down the volume, put on a loud disco CD and put a tiger in your tank.



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