Cars chase each other through the desert. Gunshots. Tommy Pistol swings to a stop, hobbles out of his car, Brooklyn Gray—in black leather and chains—dispatches him easily. Whimpers from Pistol's car. Gray opens the trunk, finds Air Thugger tied up inside. When she releases him, he gratefully says, "I don’t know how to thank you," to which she responds with a meaningful grab of his crotch.

"Yes you do."

Elapsed time: 2 minutes, 35 seconds. Buckle up, we're going for a ride.

Thugger's pop is echoed almost immediately by Gray's car exploding and the sudden appearance of Van Wylde in a camper telling them, "Get in, we don't have all day!" Inside Wylde's camper, Thugger is upset by the presence of sexbots LaSirena69 and Roxie Sinner, and rightly so, because they could release a pulse destroying everything within 1,000 miles if they don’t relieve the pressure by having sex with each other.

When the camper pulls into Wire Ridge, Gray tells local honcho Angel Youngs and her crew they're "just passing through," but Youngs tells her, "You have to pay the toll," fetishistically humping the camper (as Wylde incredulously asks, "What the fuck?") before she fucks the guys in her crew, giving Wylde a chance to gun the camper's engine and split.

The next stop is Red Gate, where Scott Nails DJs a rave/orgy as bad guys led by a masked April Olsen attack Wire Ridge, vaporizing Youngs and offering her crew a join-us-or-die ultimatum. When Wylde demands entrance to Red Gate, Olsen is hot on their trail, leading to a shootout complicated by the arrival of cops Isiah Maxwell and Nicole Doshi. Nails leads the sexbots to a loft where they relieve their pressure with him. Wylde and Maxwell are captured by Olsen, who may also be a sexbot based on how she handles them—and how she casually tells her minions to kill them because "they serve no purpose anymore."

Gray and cohort Brittney Kade try to rescue the sexbots, with Kade distracting sentry Dante Colle and Gray doing the same with guards Charles Dera and Will Pounder. Colle's offer of safe passage doesn’t account for the hostile fire they face, killing Gray ... or does it?

Visually exciting and filled with high production value, Wasteland Ultra offers a confusing plot with enough dressing (and undressing) to ease over the rough spots and provide a fun romp. Recommended.