Each scene tells a mini story. Bridesmaid Caitlin Bell corners the groom in a bathroom with the intent of making certain his cock isn’t too big for the virginal bride. That question isn’t specifically answered, but it is the ideal size for Bell, who drains him minutes before his “I Do” is uttered and the bride whisks him off to the altar.

Exercise class is the ideal place for fans who enjoy a purposeful, “Intentional Cameltoe” in the form of sexy instructors with tight-fitting pants—here, courtesy of Lauren Pixie, who initially attracts Xander Corvus to her clothed pelvic slit and tops things off with a facial.

Kendra Sunderland, celebrity target for photographers, needs a distraction from her asshole boyfriend, so she grabs shutterbug Corvus in order to “Play With the Paparazzi” to satisfy her needs with a quick romp where ball-licking, titty-fucking and hand action are just preludes to his enjoying her juicy insides.

Being the “New Man of the House” also means that stepson Van Wylde has access to Cory Chase. Their clandestine coupling includes Wylde hiding from Dad by holding his breath an extraordinarily long time in a large tub while Chase leisurely bathes until her new hubby is gone.

Last is Valerica Steele, who encourages J-Mac to “Taste My Juices” at her fresh-squeezed lemonade stand where—you get the idea. While lemonade may be sour, she does not have a sour puss.