This may not be the first adult movie to bear its given title, but there’s no question it fits. In fact, it has somewhat of its own special significance here, given that this particular production represents a newfound marriage of director Axel Braun’s longstanding penchant for high-glam aesthetics in his all-sex outings with the (literally) raw carnal appeal inherent to the condom-free sex the Hall of Fame helmsman has been freshly afforded the liberty to shoot following Wicked’s acquisition by Gamma Entertainment.

And a truly glorious marriage it is.

One is reminded of the splendor of mid-2000s Michael Ninn fantasias, with their breathtakingly gorgeous objets du désir in impossibly opulent settings performing unbridled acts of the most hardcore variety.

The featured femmes here are certainly all gorgeous—and wonderfully diverse, to boot. From Jean Harlow-esque cover girl Skye Blue to the Pam Grier-evoking Alina Ali, this is a bona fide cornucopia of classic Hollywood-style sex sirens.

Of the four scenes, it’s hard not to point to the third—with 2021 AVN Best New Starlet nominee Alexis Tae and regular Braun frontman Seth Gamble—as the clear standout. An unrelenting rally of vigorous vag-pounding (at one point, Gamble even employs the ol’ foot-on-her-head move while jackhammering away in doggie) rendered all the sexier by Tae’s thigh-high black leather boots that remain on through the scene’s entirety, this one’s a showstopper.

That said, Kiara Cole’s scene with John Strong in an art deco bar is a very delectable slice of stroke fare, to be sure, and the other two are quite modishly scintillating in their own right.

Should Braun follow through on the box’s indication that this is intended as the kick-off a new series—and we can’t imagine why he wouldn’t—well, we’ll raise a stiff old fashioned to that!