Scenes from a wedding house party: a chef's attempt to teach Eddy how to make a perfect piecrust is stymied by Eddy's frequent attempts to grab her. Maybe she should have worn something under her black apron besides a G-string to look more professional. Rico Simmons worries that his floor-to-ceiling bedroom bookshelves filled with TP aren’t enough to last the duration. Madison McQueen's drunken slumber is interrupted by a video call from her boss demanding she come to work.

Eddy and the chef take the first scene, keeping it in the kitchen, and then Eddy, spattered with flour and carrying his clothes, sneaks into Luna Rival's bedroom, saying, "I have to take a shower," and heading to the bathroom to check his cell phone as Rival puts on her wedding gown (!) and then confesses second thoughts to Simmons. Rival's untranslated French dialogue with Simmons is frustrating, but her final snort "le monde du merde" makes the point. The players mix and match, in bathrooms, bedrooms and a final late-night get-together where Rival (still in her wedding gown) has her way with Simmons.

Gleefully indifferent to an English-speaking audience, with untranslated French dialogue, cast members unidentified scene-to-scene, and uncamouflaged commercial trademarks, Damsels of the Lockdown still offers entertaining sex scenes, crackerjack editing and luminous cinematography.