Almost surreally funny title aside, Dude, Where's My Cunt? is almost totally unremarkable, save for a couple of sparks that make it sort of watchable. It seems as if the makers of this particular feature were pleased enough with the title that they didn't go very far toward making a quality tape.

The first scene starts of promisingly enough, as a hot blonde post-op transsexual leers at her pool cleaner before taking him inside for a really first-rate hand job, which is almost enough to make the scene on its own. Of course, our heroine wants to get fucked, so she sits on her servant's cock and milks it all over her chest for a fancy finish. Good twist with the post-op tranny, for a truly unique opener.

Unfortunately, the rest of the tape slides downhill from there, and, save for the fourth scene, in which a hot Latina tranny gets slammed by the boy next door, the rest is lackluster at best.

Of course, the titular question is never answered, which would be funny on its own, but fans of the mainstream motion picture on which the title is obviously based will notice an all-too-familiar persistence of quality between the two. Sadly, that's not saying an awful lot.