Jerome Tanner knows how to deliver both raunchy sex and silly laughs at the same time, and are we ever grateful for it. "The Jerome Tanner Institute of Higher Education and Cocksmoking" was founded with one purpose in mind: to teach dumb whores - "our future leaders" - to read, write, count, and contemplate existential philosophy.
Melanie Jagger, the new girl, accidentally drops her butt plug on the floor between classes. Thankfully, upperclassman Lex Drill (Evan Stone) happens by, and, gentleman that he is, offers to help her fit it back in place. First, he applies a little tongue lube to her ass, and then Drill whips out his drill - no, not his dick, his buttplug-tipped power drill - and works it up inside her.
But whores will be whores, and after a little spanking and fingering, Jagger decides to get a little deep-throat homework out of the way. Jagger and Stone go straight to the A after this, and then revert to a reverse-cowgirl pussy fuck. Alas, the hall monitor catches them as they're cleaning up - no fucking in the halls without a pass!
Calli Cox is another new student, but she's already picking out her porn name with Angel Long: "Megan Minxxx." In comes Lee Stone, hurting from a hard day in Stuntcocking 101. The girls are happy to kiss it and make it better. They take turns applying some deep throat treatments. Soon Angel is on her back, while Cox fingers her wet, wet pussy. Stone proves that his cock is not entirely out of commission when he takes Angel from behind, while she diddles Cox with a handy dildo - a tasty daisy chain indeed.
Meanwhile, Hannah Harper services Ben English in the men's room and Cameron Cain falls asleep in American History class as her teacher doles out a civics lesson - how Rosa Parks fought for her rights against an unjust government, just like porn stars do. Cain dreams of being sent to the back of the bus to provide a blowjob to Mark Ashley, clad in patriotic boxers. The other bus passengers are shocked into leaving, so they have the whole place to themselves and take full advantage. Ashley fucks her in four positions.
In the clincher, Harper reminisces about a porno shoot pop-shot all too similar to the Kennedy assassination's "magic bullet." Did all that spoo really bounce off her knee, ricochet off the wall and into her hair? More likely, the director got caught jerking off.
Interspersed with the smoking sex scenes are satiric little skits like the registration desk - prospective students are enrolled according to their porn star background: traumatic childhood, broken home, white trash, crack whore. Harper also provides a sincere fundraising pitch for the school, "because a whore is a terrible thing to waste." Too true.