This is not a music video, although it pretends to be, with jiggling flesh and fevered couplings paced by a constant, deafening, throbbing beat. The images flick by a lot slower then on MTV, but the action is continuous, sometimes interesting and sometimes hot, but always loud and unfocused. Our camera is part of the audience, as the search for the Best Bubble Butt races along. There are no rules, no dialogue, just good old-fashioned public nudity, cocksucking, fornicating and two conga line dances symbolizing cast unity. We recognize some looping of video, which lowers the overall rating, but it's almost forgivable as the repeated footage is good stuff.

There is no indication of which contestant is ahead on the judge's cards until Tabitha is announced as the winner in the privacy of the boss' office. She does a quick strip tease, presumably showing her winning form and then it's the casting couch for a coital celebration, where the boss ravages her rear in the only anal in this video.