OK, the series is called Taboo but the action is not—but it does come close. The idea or theme is simple: teeny girls are attracted to their fathers' friends—and, to be clear, they also end up attracted and attached to their fathers' friends' dicks.

Hey, look at the male cast and you can see why it is almost taboo—these guys shine in that type of environment. They have the wisdom of age on their side, which is fine-tuned to lechery when in the proximity of young girls.

Eric Masterson. You know that Violet Starr is gonna end up with a piece of him—and vice-versa. See how an innocent house tour can turn carnal after she confesses a preference for older men?Following plenty of oral—both ways—and pelvic plunging, Masterson wisely pulls out just in time to coat her artfully trimmed pubes and belly. Such a gentleman.

The second Eric, with the last name that sounds like a hooker’s customer, finds out that his temporary separation with his wife is more than just temporary—and his daughter’s live-in friend JoJo Kiss, determined to make things better for him, simply drops her top, revealing some Xcellent young breasts, and begins a leisurely blowjob. And more, naturally.

Dads needs friends too.