Listen, here's the deal. When you have a production company that goes by Asses Up Productions, and you serve up a title called Anal Fever, you better be forthcoming with the hot ass action. Those are the facts.

And the good news with Anal Fever is that, in the five scenes here, asses abound and are split open and turned out. The bad news is that you get to see all of the hot action in the credit sequence, which, inexplicably, gives you almost the entirety of each scene. Rather than making you want to watch the full scene, it has the reverse effect.

Now, there is one exception here. Jennifer Stone, who is a, pardon the expression, stone fox, and Niki Dark, engage in a threesome that is easily the best thing in this feature. Watching Stone get her ass fucked while Dark licks and plays with her cunt is just fine.

The rest, though, is simply average, even for an ass-themed feature. And one good scene does not a diamond in the rough make.

Retailing: Anal fans will appreciate the effort.