Owen Gray and Small Hands in this title play a pair of metalhead fake massage therapists who don’t really have much in the way of business sense, or brains in general. Their hot landlady—played by Joanna Angel, who also directs—is up their asses to get the rent paid, so they need to get their shit together and get some clients. The tatted-up and clueless yet earnest pair work their way through several dark-haired beauties in the process and it’s definitely lots of fun.

    We open with Karlee Grey who has come to review the Metal Massage parlor for Yelp. Owen taps out a rhythm on Karlee’s back with drumsticks and once she figures out he actually sucks at massage, he gets to tap some other things. He’s much better with his dick and tongue. Things look bleak for the guys when the reviewer leaves a bad review and Owen gets fired. A guy, Lucas Frost, walks in, and Small Hands “does not touch dudes” so Joanna takes one for the team. She’s not much better at massage, but definitely a great fuck.  Lucas gets the deluxe package, including anal. Angela White and Romi Rain also turn in two great scenes, both with Small Hands.

    Fun one for those who enjoy massage themed titles (yay for oil!), comedic porn, and intense (one could call it METAL!!!!) fucking.