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Cock Crazy Quickies

Cock Crazy Quickies

Released Nov 01st, 2002
Running Time 90
Director Slain Wayne
Company Subvision Films
Distribution Company Elite Multimedia
Cast Scott Lyons, Charlie Blow, Cheryl Dynasty, Mika Tan, Olivia Saint, Kelly Sparks, Juliana (I), Brett Rockman, Faith (I), Bobby Blain, August Night, Brandi Lyons, Princessa (I)
Critical Rating AAA
Genre All-Sex



Filler for your all-sex shelves.


As the opening states: "Nine scenes! Theirs only have five scenes - do the math!" Okay, nine scenes divided by 90 minutes equals... well, 10 minutes per scene. If your customers don't mind having to rewind their favorites more than a couple times for longer sessions, then this tape might be for them. But if they're looking for something of substance, this isn't it.

Fuck the conversation, let's get to the sex. After some extremely brief introductory banter, August Night smokes pole that goes directly into her pussy. Problem is, some of the edits make the fuck flow a bit choppy, which tends to throw off this reviewer's rhythm. Then Brandi Lyons fucks Scott Lyons, which isn't a new idea. Mika Tan makes the most of her 10 minutes with some nice oral and a killer doggie, and much later, Cheryl Dynasty gives a drooly blow, then howls throughout her fuck.

And therein lies the problem - the cookie-cutter sex scenes. We don't have a problem with the quickie mentality, but how about mixing it up? Almost every scene is blow-then-fuck, and in some instances, the chicks don't seem to be all that much into their quickie. Good concept, but needs some refining.

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