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Swedish Girls Exposed

Swedish Girls Exposed

Released Nov 01st, 2002
Running Time 95
Director Jon Yuma
Company Jill Kelly Productions
Cast Nilaya Johansson, Samson, Jennifer Andersson, Iveta, Klabbe Svenson, Jens XP, Jessica Strom, Lena Hedberg, Anna Sommar, Goy Dihn
Critical Rating Not Yet Rated
Genre All-Sex



Push to those with a jones for Nordic sweeties.


Lots of great things come from Sweden - Ikea, those little meatballs, the Swedish Chef - but the best Swedish export of all has to be the blonde chicks with big knockers. So you'd think it would be impossible to make a bad porn movie featuring Nordic babes. Sadly Swedish Girls Exposed comes close.

The best scenes here include a classically clichéd porno set-up hearkening back to the heyday of 8mm Swedish Erotica loops: Some housewife has a problem with her faucet: "Oh no! It's de leakin!" she shrieks. Enter the plumber (he's come to fix the sink). The dame doesn't have any money (socialism at work); so she pays him in poontang. The wooden porno line readings are just charming when delivered with thick Swedish accents, and the sex between these two is bone-stiffening.

The rest of the drillings here are boring and by-the-book, proving that porn-stars phone it in across the Atlantic as well; and the annoyingly murky lighting obscures important views of the genitalia porn fans enjoy watching. Huge points off for a strap-on lesbian coupling between two statuesque honeys that should have melted the Northern icecap, but is foiled by endless close-ups that are so dark and shadowy, the viewer can't see anything at all.

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