Fans of May/December pairings won't be too disappointed by the opening scene featuring Joay, Lynn with her large nipples and Aaron Spelling look-alike Energizer. The two ladies strip down and go for Energizer 's cock with little hesitation after he encourages them with kisses and nipple tweaks. "This must be every man's fantasy to have two women at once," Energizer announces, securing his title as Master of the Obvious. Though Lynn does a little eye rolling at the suggestion of some g/g action, she's able to put a little effort into faking enjoyment as she gets suckled by Joay while Energizer both fucks her from behind and performs color commentary throughout, his tan lines hinting at a thong bikini bottom as his beachwear of choice. That is one daring man. Lynn escapes the action to make way for Energizer and Joay to have each other all to themselves, resulting in a good fuck that finishes the way you'd expect it to.

Jack and Tyler are one of those kinds of couples who mirror each other, not just in wearing the same clothes, but in physical appearance. They're hot for each other, which is great until Tyler gets to the cocksucking and - in between every lick of Jack's head - starts yammering about making a sex video every time they go to a new hotel, how ugly the bedspread is, etc. Talk about mood killer! If you're counting on Jack to get things back on track, don't - he helps her complain about how cold it is. There's nothing hotter than a girl is talking about her mood swings when she's sucking your cock, huh? It doesn't get better, as the two stare into the camera like deer into headlights while working on the best angle to show the plowing. Best to fast forward on to Ric and Vanni, who put on a pro show.