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Fuck Free or Die Hardcore: A XXX Parody

Fuck Free or Die Hardcore: A XXX Parody

Released Jun 12th, 2018
Running Time 114 Min.
Director Vic Lagina
Company Brazzers
Distribution Company Pulse Distribution
DVD Extras Bonus Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast Charles Dera, Marcus London, Danny Mountain, Mia Malkova, Markus Dupree, Blue Lou
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Parody



Mia Malkova lands in L.A. eager to spend Christmas with her husband Danny Mountain. The two have some hot makeup sex at the Brazzers holiday party, but their reunion is cut short by foreign porn-crazed thugs. Will Mia be taken hostage? Or will she make sure these guys Die Hardcore?


Bruce Willis move over; Mia Malkova has just replaced you! Trying to reunite with former boyfriend Danny Mountain, Malkova crashes the Brazzers Christmas Party, knocks off a piece with him, and finds herself roaming the halls as armed gunmen take over the building in an attempt to get the passwords for their porn site.

After taking out one of the hired guns and claiming his weapon and ammo, Malkova screws and kills bad guy Charles Dera, crawls through a narrow ventilation shaft where she makes the comment that now she knows what a dildo feels like, and winds up on the roof where a plea for help on a walkie talkie backfires and results in the terrorists arriving. Naturally, she screws them both, together, and blows the mastermind away with a few well-placed shots to the chest—and the required slow-mo fall off the building.

Malkova is excellent in this role; though she's playing herself, her use of sex and guns to free the prisoners, and the light porn humor, all work well with her.

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