Bruce Willis move over; Mia Malkova has just replaced you! Trying to reunite with former boyfriend Danny Mountain, Malkova crashes the Brazzers Christmas Party, knocks off a piece with him, and finds herself roaming the halls as armed gunmen take over the building in an attempt to get the passwords for their porn site.

After taking out one of the hired guns and claiming his weapon and ammo, Malkova screws and kills bad guy Charles Dera, crawls through a narrow ventilation shaft where she makes the comment that now she knows what a dildo feels like, and winds up on the roof where a plea for help on a walkie talkie backfires and results in the terrorists arriving. Naturally, she screws them both, together, and blows the mastermind away with a few well-placed shots to the chest—and the required slow-mo fall off the building.

Malkova is excellent in this role; though she's playing herself, her use of sex and guns to free the prisoners, and the light porn humor, all work well with her.