This nerdalicious parody has all the great things you could hope for from a porn parody in the sci-fi genre—aside from the hot sex, there's almost-on-purpose cheesy special effects, fun and campy send-ups of the source material, and freaky naked alien chicks.

The title opens on the fetching Valentina Nappi stripping in a seedy bar while Hand Solo, played by Robby Echo, waits tables. The two get a slightly-less-than-legal gig smuggling some spices, but first they need a ship. Solo offers up Valentina to Isiah Maxwell in a gambling match and promptly loses. Isiah definitely enjoys collecting his winnings, but ultimately gets the key to his ship stolen by the escaping Valentina after he splatters her in jizz.  

Our intrepid duo meets Athena Palomino and her pal Screwbacca aboard the ship, and Solo fucks Athena while Valentina bangs Screwbacca off camera. We’d have loved to see the fur-covered fuckfest, but alas we do not. Bounty Hunter Choba Fett and his red-skinned slave girl (Carly Rae Summers) board the ship and have a threesome with Athena. Valentina and Solo enjoy a reunion in the last scene, which ends in a cream pie for Valentina.

Lots of fun for fangirls and fanboys who have a naughty side, and hey, who doesn’t?