James Deen plays a standup comedian who is knocking ‘em dead with a gleefully sexist monologue. “Every one of these younger girls I fuck is legal.” He says 19 is the lowest he’ll go, 24 the highest. ”Stay away from 25.” He runs after Jade Amber, who recognizes him as a comedian. “I’m no starfucker,” she tells him. His reply: “I’m no star—yet.” He eats her into a frenzy, fucks her with one hand in her mouth, slaps her tits, pounds her in scissors.


A lot of time is devoted to Deen’s routines (and he performs them very well). He’s working on one when his buddy Prince Yashua brings by Jillian Janson, an actual star who is fleeing the paparazzi. She teases both men and they start fucking her. She sucks both dicks, black and white, takes one in her mouth, one in her pussy. James makes her squirt. No anal, no d.p, but still really hot.


In the second half of this intertwining two-parter, Lily Love relaxes in a tub and chats with boyfriend Tommy Pistol, who’s going broke. He has a harebrained plan to have Lily seduce two well-known actors while he shoots them on the sly and then sells the video. “I can’t believe you’re going to whore me out,” she says sweetly. He gets in the tub with her, still clothed, for a wet fuck.


Deen and Charles Dera are the actors, squabbling on a set as Lily and Tommy put their scheme in play. While Lily is blowing Charles, James comes in. “She wants it,” he tells him. First, a double blowjob, then they’re both fucking her. Hottest position is her in a chair, with Deen in her pussy, Dera in her mouth. The guys make a good tag team. Lily, all worn out, sucks both dicks, but not before a lot more pounding from them and finally a double cream pie.