A single smokin' scene and stars of questionable ethnic backgrounds doesn't make for much of a Latina-themed video.

This show starts off hotter than a habanero, with a little Mexie spitfire getting boned hard while whispering, "Me Gusto. Mas! Mas!" but things quickly head south from there.

Examples - brace-faced Dia's terrible overacting and her spindly co-star; Daisy's forgettable poolside pairing, made even worse by background traffic noises and fully audible stage-directions; and pretty little Vanessa Rubec being instructed to turn off the vibrator she's enjoying because the buzzing is too loud. Rubec tries to look orgasmic while passing a lifeless vibe over her parts, but no one is fooled.

Even Catalina, with her trademark nastiness, doesn't raise a hard-on. She phones in a lezzie scene with a bored co-star, and everyone (viewer included) seems happy when it ends.

Muy Caliente Latinas' worst crime, though, is that only about half of the chicks here are full-on Latinas. The rest are California girls who have some percentage of South of the Border blood.