Lucy's a pretty, dark-complexioned girl with an appealingly slutty New York accent. She introduces each scene in this vid, as well as participating, and it seems this chick's up for pretty much anything. Her partner in slime is Joe Gallant, who encourages every nasty tendency Lucy possesses.

After a dumb, unecessary-in-amateur-vids set-up (Gallant's a plumber who's "come to fix her pipes," bwahahaha... please. We get enough of this idiocy in professional product, guys), Gallant's receiving a heartfelt blowjob and sticking a finger in Lucy's ass - pretty soon, the finger is withdrawn and a bottle takes its place. "C'mon, bitch, can I piss in you?" Gallant snarls, twisting the bottle around in Lucy's butthole. "We'll save that for later," she promises. Uh, can't wait for that one... when Gallant replaces the bottle with his cock a weird moment transpires. "Ooh, it's bloody and full of shit!" Gallant crows. "It's bloody?" Lucy asks with far less enthusiasm. It's not bloody - at least, not to the viewer's eye - and the scene continues. It's a hot one, too - a hard, pounding doggie-anal; fast, loud and indisputably real. Lucy's fingers go to town on her clit, slapping, rubbing and otherwise enhancing the experience. Granted, it's an extremely long scene, but their enjoyment seems so genuine that it works. Finally, Gallant blows into Lucy's full, pretty mouth. Granted, he never makes good on his piss promise, but that might be a blessing for some. Lucy pisses, though - on a set of stairs "somewhere in Times Square," sexy in a miniskirt and boots, letting loose all over the concrete. Go ahead and pre-nom this scene (and the tape) for Best... something. Anal, Amateur, Outrageous... we'll fight it out later.

There's a couple of staged scenes at a club that we could live without, and Gallant's insistence on including a prolonged paint enema sequence runs far too long, but there's some other great stuff here. Gallant and Lucy indulge in a fetish-tinged second anal match-up - dig the way she curls her tongue when he dribbles hot wax on it - and then there's the closer.

"There's nothing like a good enema," Lucy opines. That's good enough for perv Gallant, who takes his time teasing her butthole with an enema nozzle and fingering her clit. Finally, the Big Moment arrives, and Lucy shoots a ton of clear liquid into a bucket - plus a big turd. "Oh, no," she moans. "It's all right; you're among friends," Gallant reassures her.

And you wonder why this reviewer's proud to be a loner.