Those who can recall the dismal state of porn in the very early '90s ought to remember Zena Fulsome. She was a tiny, skinny British girl who wore a bad platinum blonde wig. Her claim to fame, which existed mostly in men's magazines, were her ridiculously enormous boobs: they were so large some insisted they weren't standard implants, but actually prosthetic devices.

This vid, apparently shot at the zenith of Fulsome's fame, does nothing to disprove that notion. An interviewer asks Fulsome when her breasts began to grow; apparently we're asked to suspend disbelief to the point we'll accept these monsters are real. Fulsome tries to fit a tape measure around them; after that thrilling display she caresses her outsized appendages, dances around wearing lingerie to Top 40-style music and reveals her hairy pussy. The second segment repeats much of the first, only Fulsome wears different lingerie. She poses for a seemingly endless session of still shots and finally masturbates listlessly for a few seconds.