Viewers expect porn videos to be a little fuzzy on non-sex details - but they kinda expect the sex-related stuff to make sense. If it takes batteries and has a cute animal shape flickering at the clit, it's a vibrator, not a dildo. That being said, Shay Sweet and her extremely cute friend Cleopatra of the Nile wake up in the house they partied in the night before and realize that - horror or horrors - Shay's favorite sex toy is missing! They bravely pleasure one another without the device and then spend the rest of the tape watching people have sex while they search for it.

Along the way they encounter some really fun looking infidelity in the shape of their principal's wife, L.A. LaMann, and Lee Stone, a college jock. Tony Tedeschi is a dude who fucks his dudette (Katie Morgan) on the edge of the bathtub. He and fellow idiot, Slug (Sweet's video boyfriend), laugh like stoned hyenas while watching a secret tape of Sweet and Isabella getting it on. Outraged and newly alert to her brainless boyfriend's affair with Taylor St. Claire, Sweet finds her toy buried in St. Claire's butt and replaces it with something more memorable. Enjoyable in a very brainless way, Cleopatra's comic timing is vastly superior to Sweet's.