Porn that's both fun to watch and sexy as hell - what a concept! Omar is an amiable fellow who's hung like... well, he's packing, let's just say that. While building his body via bicycling, he and his faithful companion Burt encounter a number of tasty British tidbits during their stay at a beautiful country inn. Apparently it's horny English women's week at the Hillview Cottage because first Omar enjoys the vaginal, oral and anal pleasures to be found with Nancy, the hotel's proprietress, then lovely blonde Cloe on a deck outside one of the cottages.

Soon afterwards, the fields are alive with fornication as Omar pedals along discovering the joys of banging cute Ruth on her picnic blanket before moving on to dark-haired, smut-reading Anna. Burt gets a little mouth action, too. And all the girls take a slice of Omar in the butt like they were Olympic ass champs. Thoroughly enjoyable from beginning to... well, end.

Pre-nom for Best Gonzo Tape.