Uh, some people really are too old to gangbang - or to display their wasted flesh in public, for that matter.

This opus begins with a wacky old Euro-blonde saying something unintelligible and driving to a "gangbang party." The way she disappears under the crowd of unappealing men is reminiscent of the final line of Shirley Jackson's The Lottery: "...and then they were upon her. " Along with thrilling ECUs of this broad's well-traveled cunt, we get scintillating dialogue from the bangers. "It's like, 'What a burger' - 'What a fuck!'" enthuses one of them. Fast food is a subject in which these fine males are quite conversant, and a string of meat-and-bun witticisms follow. The woman has some kind of alarming physical episode to signify the ordeal's almost over, but damn if she doesn't save the scene with a sweaty, quivering anal sequence.

Rubee Tuesday's set-up follows. "Believe it or not, I'm my way to a private orgy," she breathes - jeez, with those silver heels she's wearing we thought was running a marathon. She takes on about three guys, with little to recommend.