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New York City Underground

New York City Underground

Released Jun 30th, 2002
Running Time 80
Director Joe Gallant
Company Black Mirror Productions
Cast Kelly (I), Others, Joe Gallant
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Pro-Am

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Synopsis

The enema-and-piss action may not play in more conservative areas; retailers take note.

Reviews

Don't look for a connection between this tape and the 1968 mainstream film of the same title; the only link between two is the amount of irritating hippies present in each.

Intrepid director/performer Joe Gallant may not equal the original WITS star Christopher Jones in the looks department, but he's turning out some highly entertaining porn. He visits the "World Economic Forum Demonstration" with a blonde and brunette lesbian couple to check out whatever the largely Caucasian crowd is protesting. Cops in riot gear are forced to waste taxpayers' money making sure these granola-loving brain-drains don't get out of line. Brunette promptly removes her shirt, revealing big, natural boobs - and sure enough, a fight breaks out. Joe's ladies yak about politics or police brutality or some such bullshit - just shut up and get naked, girls - and we can all breathe a sigh of relief when they finally go to a crummy hotel and take their clothes off.

But, no! Brunette's neurons continue to spark and sizzle as she waxes rhapsodic about lesbian love, telling Blondie they're like "a sick, twisted Romeo and Juliet." One assumes they just haven't found the proper poison yet... Joe, you're the director; make her stop.

And Joe does try his best to instigate a threeway, but not even getting her pussy licked can stop Brunette from babbling; she complains that men stare at her tits when she talks to them. She's lucky they don't pull out a ball gag. Blondie's practically mute by comparison, but when Joe tries to assfuck her, she's able to let him know it hurts. "She doesn't really like men all that much," Brunette explains helpfully. Way to heighten the erotic tension, hon. Joe gives Blondie an enema containing red liquid and manages to score some quality time with her colon before the Big Finish, as Blondie farts the liquid out in loud spurts all over the bed, which causes her to lose control of her bladder as well. "Beautiful, beautiful," Joe mutters, blowing his load on her tits. Only in New York.

Elsewhere, a girl gives herself a milk enema on a busy street, and Joe and tanned, blonde Kelly engage in a great anal coupling. Kelly appears to genuinely enjoy taking it in the butt; imagine. The 35-minute scene would have benefited from tighter editing, but it's refreshing to see anal sex between amateurs who seem more into the action than the paycheck.



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