Rodney Moore can't find his hat. Why? Because it's under Syren's ass. Seeing as it was an expensive hat, it's only fitting that she be punished with The Paddling Of The Swollen Ass. Tossing an arsenal of paddles, crops and whips at her as she sits forlornly on the floor, Moore taunts her with talk of how bad her beating is gonna be. He fastens a collar and leash to her neck, leads her around on all fours until her ass is facing the camera, then whomps her cheeks with a rectangular paddle, saying, "I really wanted to wear the grey hat, now I have to wear the blue one!" Man, that's hot.

Fastening her wrists to her thighs with binds, Moore whips her breasts with a cat-o-nine, making her quiver and whine, then threatens her by saying, "I'll make you make your own movie, and then have AVN review it!" Ooh, that hurt, but we'd bet not as much as that crop that Moore smacks into Syren's ass, which turns nice and pink.

The remainder of the vid is just as good. Moore spends a good deal of time working Angelina Smith over for wanting to shave her legs, smacking her wet bum with his bare hand, then graduating to something more lethal: a wide leather strap. And while his paddling of cutie Riya Smith is fun, it's the closer with the real life sisters Leather and Rocket (who audition to be in a band), that rocks. And yeah, we do mean the girls singing.