Released | Jul 01st, 2002 |
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Running Time | 85 |
Director | Bill Majors |
Company | B&D Pleasures |
Cast | Sir Lantz Alot, Mystery Man, Sir Nik, Lilli Mourning, Krissy (I) |
Critical Rating | AA |
Genre | Specialty |
Two girls, Krissy and Lilli Mourning, wander around the offices of Bill Majors. What they come across are some nasty boys directed by one of the Masters of the S/M video genre.
But the Master cannot save this video, as over two-thirds of it offers nothing new, different or interesting. The slow pacing and lack of lust or interest by the participants is a yawner, and it doesn't improve until the last part of the tape...
Fast forward to one of the last scenes in the video where things start to get interesting. One of the girls subjects herself to having a vibrator sewn up inside of her. Nice, but it has been done before, more erotically and more professionally. Although the cast is devoid of any real chemistry, there seems to be a modicum of trust. They have done this before and they've done it together. That still doesn't change the fact that there are no erotic exchanges, or one moment of tenderness, just a brief, "Are you okay?"
Then we come upon the bizarre final scenario. While one girl nervously watches, Sir Nik and Sir Lantz Alot assist each other in preparing their victim for a little blood letting. After a series of deep incisions are made with a scalpel, blood comes pouring from the new wound. In place of the now gaping hole in her swollen labia, a ring is inserted and home-piercing 101 is complete.