Solo-girl masturbation tape stars professional pornchicks from recent years past; only Ava Vincent is currently working in adult these days. And she wasn't Ava Vincent when this vid was shot; she was Jewel Valmont, with lovely, natural-looking honey-colored hair and a soft, curvy figure. She jerks herself off, seemingly to orgasm, using only her fingers. Also worth watching, of course, is Mila, who opens her scene with, "Welcome to my fuckin' jack-off scene, you stupid motherfuckers." Look for all the classic Mila moves; the constant, bewildering stream of verbal abuse toward the viewers ("poodle dick" is an oft-heard phrase) and usage of multiple dildos, including a double-vag and double-insertion in her ass and pussy.

On the less-than-great side is Missy (pre-Jesus freak days), dressed all good-girl innocent in a white t-shirt and overalls. She quickly sheds the clothes and shoves a Lucite plug into her puss, looking as if she'd just as soon end the scene quickly. And Paisley Hunter doesn't seem to know what she's doing there, preferring to smoke a cigarette and strike poses rather than actually masturbate for most of her sequence.