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Hayseed

Hayseed

Released Jul 01st, 2002
Running Time 100
Director Chloe (I)
Company VCA Pictures
Cast Julie Meadows, Justine Rom?e, Kylie Ireland, Nina Hartley, Kyle Stone (straight), Joel Lawrence, Chloe (I), Nikko Night, Evan Stone, Zana, Pat Myne
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Feature

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Synopsis

Comedy is king, and Chloe is its queen.

Reviews

Writer/director Chloe proves herself once again in this backwoodsy story featuring Kylie Ireland as the country gal who leaves the farm and goes to the Big City That Starts With An H to fulfill her dreams... all the while, toting her "lucky watermelon."

And thankfully, for this comedy, Chloe's managed to assemble a cast that can actually be funny, with some of them - Evan Stone, for instance - exceptionally good at it. Check out this dialogue:

Ireland to Stone: "Ain't you got no aspirations?"

Stone: "I had aspirations, but the doctor give me some ointment and I got rid of it."

Not every allegedly funny routine works, but pretty much all the sex does, starting with the slightly-addled Chloe's seduction of Nikko Night, which includes reverse cowgirl, horsie and a long mish session before he cums in her mouth. The lady's energy suggests it must have been one of the first scenes shot, to allow her to focus her attention on the feature's direction - but on the other hand, maybe it was a break in the action to let her recharge. Whatever, it's a winner.

Ireland, while not quite equaling her director's energy, essays three excellent scenes herself, beginning with her spreading for sleazy agent Pat Myne, who humps her missionarily and reverse cowgirl, then spreads her ass for anal doggie. Later, she's involved in a threeway with busty Zana and Joel Lawrence in the "feature with in the feature," which includes Zana getting plowed doggie style, and Ireland getting mished while plunging Zana's pussy with a dildo. Finally, there's the inevitable reunion between Ireland and boyfriend Stone, with mish and doggie anal.

The lesser players also get in some decent action. Nina Hartley is wasted on giving an incomplete blowjob to "director" Kyle Stone, but Justine Romée gets to finish it, plus reverse cowgirl, doggie and anal mish. And Julie Meadows shows her own anal prowess when she opens her ass for Evan Stone in Kylie's dream.

All in all, this is one highly watchable vid from one of the brightest, hottest talents in the industry. Score a pre-nom for Best Sex Comedy here, and make room on the shelves for what's bound to be an excellent seller/renter.



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