For those who dig all the noise but not the boys, this lez fest is packed with squealing slippery slit queens equipped with monster-size lifelike pink torpedoes offering answer to the age old question, "If girls had dicks, what would they do?"

For starters, Friday (she of F-tattooed cooze) and Kate Frost get it on with much titty-twisting and clitty-licking. The gals take turns sporting a rather sizable dong and ramming away like champs until both fold over on each other, equally satisfied. Scenes that follow pretty much run the same. Use of the words "ultimate" and "slam" in the title is a bit misleading. With the exception of one anal insertion, the action here is standard fuck n' suck.

Disappointment only comes in the lack of variety and over all hurried feeling of the action. When a dildo the size of a healthy fore arm appears on the scene, only it's bulbous head is inserted into Kiaya's smooth cooch, keeping penetration comfortable rather than going for the expected pussy stretching. Limits and guidelines are clearly set within feminine respectabilities. Dominate and submissive roles are traded back and forth like borrowed clothes. Everyone gets a turn manning the strap-ons.

Though all girl romps aren't just for girls, this vid should appeal more to women than men if only for the respectful tone of the sex. While this genial attitude creates a somewhat "safe" feeling, it also keeps the heat level to cozy rather than steamy. Still, it may be just what more discreet viewers are looking for.