Gigantic mountains of flesh tease and fuck without conviction. One bleached-blonde Texan insists she's "got some big melons to show you." She means it literally - she shoves a couple of cantaloupes under her tits for no apparent reason. As if that move weren't thrilling enough, she then spreads some sort of cheese or cream on her hanging udders and a woodslinger shows up to fuck her in a thoroughly unappealing manner. Scene after scene repeats the theme; food, sex, boredom.

One moment of interest does occur as a woman manipulates her huge, cellulite-ridden ass cheeks, spreading them open to display her hairy crack.