"A good jerk-off is good fer yer prostate," says that wise old sage Wild Bill, who dispenses his verbal gems all duded up in someone's version of a cowboy fantasy. Wild Bill likes his ladies on the enormous side, with giant, natural boobs.

First there's Big Betsy, who performs an odd sort of tease, awkwardly pulling up her ivory lace skirt to show off her giant white panties and bra. After sticking her tongue out and wiggling it at the camera, Betsy pulls out a pink dildo, dribbles lube into her cavernous slit and performs an unexciting solo. There's also a pregnant behemoth who accommodates a guy whose voice sounds suspiciously like Wild Bill's. Mystery Cowpoke wants "some good lovin'" - but ends up rubbing his limp cock against her tits and snatch, finally jacking off. It doesn't improve from there.