Weddings tend to be a time of celebration, but not for these bachelors. When four pals get together at a friend's shotgun nuptials, they make a pact: Each of them will put $100 in a mutual fund every month for as long as each of them stay single, and the last one of them to dodge that trip down the aisle takes the kitty.
Of course, this makes Chris Cannon eager for the win, so during a night out at a strip bar he pays stripper Lezley Zen to give Pat Myne a "special" show. They retire to a back room where Myne commends her on her head technique with some dirty talk, then switches places with her to go four fingers deep in her pussy. Let us just say there's absolutely no way she fakes her O, judging by how gooey Myne's fingers are when he takes them out. Their subsequent fuck is frenzied, and worthy of a pre-nom for Best Couple's Sex Scene. Naturally, he gets hitched.
Cheyne Collins appears to be next to take the big step, but he runs out on Mia Smiles in favor of a bachelor party he never got. During a lap dance from Taylor St. Claire, Cannon recounts a tryst he had with Kelsey while he was dating Keri Windsor, who happens to be a friend of Collins' fiancée. Still with us? Good. The flashback shows just how Windsor got duped into going out for ice cream so Cannon and Kelsey had enough alone time to tear each other apart, wasting little time on foreplay to get to the horsie rides, then a little doggie.
Back in Real Time Collins is incapable of remembering he's soon to be married, so St. Claire has her way with him, sucking his cock in a wonderfully sloppy way before allowing him to violate her with it. And so it goes, leaving Cannon and Dillion Day to duke it out over the pot.
The sex is good and well-shot, and the story is fun for good-humored couples not going through wedding ultimatums. Ultimately, solo strokers with a dim view of The Institution should have the most fun with this vid.