This feature is first and foremost meant for couples and lovelost drama aficionados. Occasional parts meant to lighten things up a bit, or toss in light chauvinistic humor, are only momentary distractions. A quartet of young dudes who consider themselves real players where women are concerned make it a game to pick up women or get their phone numbers.

Ryan Driller is reverse-played as India Summer, a MILFish babe ordinarily out of his league, calls his pick-up line bluff and uses him as her sex boy toy in a pretty heated scene. Escaping from her clenching thighs and clutches, he finds himself falling for his neighbor, Avi Love, and later discovers that her mother is Summer—who wants him back. Love, a romantic innocent, is shattered to discover their past relationship and this results is a really depressing downer of an ending, so don’t expect everyone to be happily singing around the campfire as the camera fades to black.