While the action here is fairly good, it is the brilliant comic performance of Frank Bukkwyd as a greeting card writer that makes this tape truly special. Playing pretentious lout Harquart Harklestein, Bukkwyd adopts a snooty accent and boozes his way through scene after scene. Sent on a promotional assignment by his employers, he tracks down couples which have been "touched" by his Valentine messages. Bukkwyd plays it to the hilt, tossing off one-liners while getting slowly but surely trashed. If he doesn't get nominated for a Best Non-Sex Performance Award then there just ain't no justice.
Bukkwyd is a pretty hard act to top, but sizzling redhead Jessica almost succeeds, sucking and pumping Valentino with incredible enthusiasm. She positively bubbles over with ecstasy when Valentino starts licking her clit. Both the Shays, Sweet and Sights, acquit themselves well. Sights, in particular, deserves kudos, for taking a typical bedroom sequence and making it so much more. She plays every moment as if she is experiencing her very first orgasm. Delicious!
Pre-nom Best Sex Comedy.