The true sticklers could be upset that the focus here is "tubs" instead of "showers," but fortunately most of those people stopped renting porn years ago because of all the fake tits. Five scenes set in tubs in bathrooms with nubile young women engaged in doin' what cums unnaturally.

The images are uniformly gorgeous, as are the players. And if some things don't make sense - like the girl who is asked, "Do you know you just peed in a bidet?" responding, "This house is so big, I just get lost." Or the rustic cabin still kitted out with the latest in vibe technology, or the third girl in the tub in shades, PVC bustier and a strap-on - roll with it. The girls get off, and so will the viewer.