The mainstream sitcom How I Met Your Mother closed down in 2014, but its spirit lives on in this parody featuring Michael Vegas as the libidinous Barney narrating his way through the episodes in this DVD as he regales the grown-up kids of the couple.

The sitcom trappings include audience laughter and reactions (note the whoops when any female character strips) as well as voice-over narration. The first flashback scenario involves Barney sending bud Jessy Jones to seduce his girlfriend Angel Wicky in her bathtub, where she elects to bathe wearing a blindfold and nothing else. (WOOO!) Barney joins in to make it a threesome, donning the blindfold to maintain the no-eye-contact-with-the-other-guy rule.

At a bar, Barney proposes a unicorn hunt with couple Ryan Ryder and Ella Hughes, which pulls Hughes and Gia Paige together, first with badinage over drinks (EEE-YOW!) and then a threesome with Ryder in the suddenly-deserted bar. There's a lot of action in this scene as Hughes and Paige pleasure each other and compete for Ryder's attention, and it leads straight into more sitcom dialogue as Ashley Adams takes charge of Barney's sexual playbook.

The hunt continues as Barney enlists Jones to scout the elusive unicorn's location, but he winds up getting horizontal with Jones' mother Reagan Foxx—after rationalizing that if she's leaving Jones' father, she's Jones' stepmother and everything is okay.

Back at Barney's place, Adams returns Barney's playbook to him, saying, "I'm a unicorn." Barney dismisses her as a "beaver" but is willing to partake until Wicky comes in—and he pitches Adams behind a couch. When Wicky splits, Adams goes for it. Wicky returns, blows a gasket and stomps out the front door naked, leaving Adams to deadpan, "She should have brought a coat. It's cold out there." (LAUGHTER.)

When Barney tells the kids that he's their father, mom Cassidy Klein puts the kibosh on that—but sneaks in on him for a surreptitious suck and fuck followed by a sitcom-clever closer.