When a flash of light evaporates Dale DaBone's wife, he heads for the sheriff's office to file a missing persons report. Naturally they don't believe him for a second. Meanwhile, Deputy Mindy (Ginni Lewis) finds a cum-like goo on the ground that drives her mad with lust, and FBI agents Herschel Savage and Nina Ferrari are on their way to investigate the abduction. Imagine their surprise when they find the entire town embroiled in a massive fuck-a-thon.

All six scenes exhibit good heat and good pacing, but the best ones are Joel Lawrence's anal violation of preacher's daughter Chandler (complete with her trademark ear-splitting shrieks we've come to love), and Jody Moore's solo that segues into a Billy Glide coupling with toys. A solidly strokable affair.