Why they start the video with a look at the action we're about to see, we'll never know. It kinda spoils the surprise, don't it? At least we can tell which scenes in this Spelling-production take-off we should fast forward to.

Like, for example, the opener with Lee Stone, who turns to Slim Shady for some lady assistance, and gets Fujiko and Jade, Shady's masseuses. The two lovely ladies rub Stone down with oil, then themselves, and soon they're in a tangle of limbs that peaks with the analing of Fujiko. Her howls are a mixture of pleasure and pain, and they're one hell of a turn on.

Or how about Shelby Belle's pairing with studly Julian? They don't even bother with bedroom formalities, choosing instead to get right down to it in the kitchen. Julian puts Belle up on the counter to tongue her love button, then she returns the favor by dropping to her knees to give him an expert blowjob. Then they move things to the bedroom, where Belle squats above him and rides his cock, displaying not only amazing strength in her quadriceps, but also a beautiful ass, which later gets plundered by Julian's cock.

For the most part, Episode 2 has good sex (this is something that won't be said about this summer's George Lucas endeavor.) For the rest, that's why God made a fast-forward button.