How the wind does not howl from betwixt this woman's legs as she walks is surely one of the seven wonders of the world. Rubee Tuesday takes on four guys in two long scenes and grins throughout the whole thing. She makes the European chicks seem frigid. Now that's the kind of woman you want to take home to mom.

Apparently it's Rubee's birthday. Guess what her present is? A South American soccer player. We think that's more of a Christmas gift than a birthday thing, really. "I'm gonna devour you," she tells Mr. Soccer as he sits next to her on the couch. "I'm ready," he tells her. She slurps on his staff, saying, "What a delicious cock!" They move the action to the bedroom where Tuesday gets both holes filled in a butt slammin' good time. Tuesday's enthusiastic narration of the action makes you think this is the hottest scene you've ever seen.

"What do we have here?" asks one of the two black studs Tuesday has recruited. Her response? "You have a white bitch who likes to get fucked really, really hard." Okey-dokey. Unfortunately the Lenny Kravitz wannabe is having some wood problems, so the d.p. doesn't last too terribly long (he's in and out of the scene frequently trying to tend to his camera shyness). But Tuesday makes a bad situation better and works it with the one sausage she has left. Classy moment of the vid: when one guy comes in her ass, she squeezes it into a champagne glass and drinks it.

Judging from her voracious appetite, it wouldn't be surprising to see Rubee Tuesday's DPA 23 in stores soon.