AAA5 is marginally above-average rectal-reaming fare.

Its four scenes - all b/g couplings save the closing threeway - are fairly heated, but not volcanic, in a by-the-numbers sort of way. The women range from a genuine Porn Goddess like Amber Michaels to mere attractive mortals. While single strokers won't really give a shit, the production values are motel-room modest.

But there are some pretty good facials. No one creams a kisser quite like co-director Brandon Iron, whose spunk has got to be the thickest, whitest goo going these days.