Big Omar and his faithful cameraman Bert enjoy a week of relaxation on the picturesque canals of England. After checking out his rented boat, Omar goes to pick up some sandwiches for the trip. Naturally, he picks up some extra lunchmeat from a random babe who's sitting in a nearby picnic area. And so it goes, with Omar's big black dong sailing down a total of four white female ass canals as the silent Bert gets it all on tape. The anal-intensive sex is fine, though the friendly British gonzo shtick is tired and unfunny. Not that your customers are checking out these tapes for laughs....