Forget the wrap-arounds, set-ups and witty banter - the girls in Euro Teens choose, instead, to fuck and suck.

Set to a sax-heavy soundtrack that's the step-cousin of '70s-era porno guitars, the carnal couplings are hot and lusty, the way seasoned customers of cooze expect of adult entertainment from the old country.

Though all the scenes are strokable, suckers for the schoolgirl fetish will really dig Claire, whose body appears to be untouched by piercings (except for one in the navel), sports the smallest of tattoos and adds to her plaid-skirt charm by wearing a retainer. Her scene with Danny, after a nice tease and masturbation, should satisfy the cravings of fans who watch too many Britney Spears videos.