Wow, man. It's, like, the summer of 1970, ya know? And, like, there's naked people makin' sex videos, can ya dig it? But The Man is so un-cool and un-hip, just trying to mess with a beautiful thing and fuck with everyone's heads. Get the picture? Funny as hell (not even counting the very not-'70s tattoos, piercings, enormous implants, and shaved pubes), the tale of super-straight cops Joe Thursday (Steve Austin) and Bill Blannon (Anthony Crane) who infiltrate a clandestine porno shoot is funny and sexy, to boot. Watching Austin getting laid while in drag is worth the price of admission alone. Seeing Elizabeth X and Mike Horner break the bounds of whitebread middle-American sexual repression is pretty good, too. But who the heck is that guy who keeps answering the door? Entertaining uncredited non-sex appearance by Ron Jeremy. Unless you consider eating a sandwich to be a sex act, of course.