If the thoughts are bad, the execution of them is worse in this Single White Female-meets-Melrose Place yawnfest. Story involves Dayton answering Meriesa Arroyo's ad for a roommate and seducing all of Arroyo's friends. There's an okay doggie opener between Arroyo and DaBone, though Arroyo seems a bit unfocused. A blowjob between Dayton and DaBone is presented without any hardcore footage at all, though we're treated to plenty of shots of Dayton's forehead and dirty feet. Closer's the standout between Dayton, Taylor St. Claire and DaBone. Story, acting and sex are all forgettable - and director David Aaron Clark is credited as David Allen Clark. Maybe his evil twin is responsible for this one.